Archive for June, 2008

The Happening

From my perspective, no other current Hollywood persona is as intriguing as M. Night Shyamalan. Did he really just get that lucky with The Sixth Sense? I believe it is that amazing breakthrough film from this writer/director with a knack for suspense and surprise endings that has kept audiences coming back time and time again. Despite some decent follow-ups, never has he repeated the excellence of his first film, and many would agree that his films have been getting progressively worse.

And so, we complain and complain about his movies, but still somehow get excited about showing up for opening night every two years for his latest offering, perhaps hoping that maybe this will be the one to capture the same feeling as The Sixth Sense. This is enough to say that Shyamalan is doing something right. Despite the things he’s doing wrong–and lately, there’s quite a bit–he still keeps us coming back for more. Few people have given up on him yet.

That brings us to The Happening, a film proudly advertised as “apocalyptic” and Shyamalan’s first rated-R feature, featuring some bizarre epidemic–supposedly caused by plants attacking large populations of humans–that forces people to kill themselves in increasingly creative ways. Mark Wahlberg, seemingly advertised as some sort of hero, is rather just one of many ordinary people trying to avoid the attack.

(Here’s one more thing often complained about–What’s with the deceiving advertising with this guy’s films? Everybody was stunned to find out what The Village really was about. And The Happening had nothing to do with the rapture like I was told.)

The bad news first. Simply put, the movie indeed causes you to constantly ask, “What’s happening?” But not in a whodunit sort of way, and not in an edge-of-your-seat-what’s-going-to-happen-next sort of way. No, instead you find yourself asking, “Is this serious? Did that really just happen? Did he really just say that? Did she really just deliver her line in that way? Is it possible to make a movie this preposterous?” My wife and I spent the entire movie hoping–for Shyamalan’s sake and for the sake of our $18 admission–that the surprise ending would reveal that the whole movie was a joke, a sort of film inside of a film, a spoof of sorts. We weren’t that lucky, and neither was Shyamalan. It was just that bad.

The dialog is absolutely terrible. The acting is pathetic. The cinematography is cliche. The gore is tactless and hokey. The entire film comes off as incredibly cheesy schlock. By the end of it I was hoping this was Shyamalan’s tribute to the campy B-side horror genre. I still think that’s the strongest explanation, although I’ve found nothing on the web to back that up, and even so, I’ve never quite been sure how we could make a “legitimate” art form by making something that is simply and intentionally bad.

It takes some serious misguidance to turn an Oscar-winning actor into the character we see in The Happening. Literally every line causes the viewer to wince with discomfort. Is it Wahlberg? Or is it just that there was literally no good way to deliver the lines that had been written for him? When Be Kind Rewind came out earlier this year, I heard many people suggest that Michel Gondry get some help writing his scripts. I’ll agree that they need help, but I also think Gondry has different intentions with his films than creating a stellar, flawless screenplay. We need to get Shyamalan some help with script writing much sooner than Gondry.

I ended up giggling through most of the movie, and not because it was supposed to be funny. Again, if it was Shyamalan’s intent to create a campy B-side flick, then so be it, he succeeded. But regardless of his intent, it was bad. Really bad.

There’s a bit of good news, though. Shyamalan is a master of suspense, and there’s no doubt about that. I jumped out of my seat more than once, and when I arrived home to my dark apartment, a shiver went down my spine and I rushed to turn on the lights. If you’re looking for a good scare, this is a decent place to turn.

And I have to say I enjoyed myself. Between giggling at the bad parts and jumping at the scary parts, it was a good bit of summer Blockbuster fun.

But most importantly, I admire that Shyamalan consistently tries to say something with his movies, another facet making him one of the more intriguing filmmakers today. While most critics are looking at the environmental themes of The Happening–save the honeybees and the trees before it’s too late–I think Shyamalan has some much deeper statements to make. Love conquering evil is an obvious theme, but perhaps too obvious. The most poignant statement is his dark caricature of Christians. The last woman left to help Wahlberg and his friends is a woman living in isolation who recites the twenty-third Psalm, has all sorts of religious paraphernalia on her walls, and wears a cross necklace. When she claims that “the world doesn’t care about her, so she doesn’t care about it,” it forces the Christian viewer to think long and hard. How much of this caricature is Shyamalan’s bitter misperception and how much of it is deservedly true?

So in short, it was a terrible movie. But if a director can cause people to think and talk this much time and time again, and keep us repeatedly coming back for more, maybe he is doing something right.

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Saint Ralph

I never thought I’d refer to a movie as “heart-warming”, but I think this one might fall under that category.  Saint Ralph is a story about a young boy who has just entered the 9th grade and is trying everything he can to help his mother wake from her coma.  He finally decides to train for the 1954 Boston Marathon in hopes of winning because it would be nothing short of a miracle.

Now you might be thinking this movie is all sap, but I beg to differ.  Ralph isn’t exactly the star pupil at the parochial school he attends.  Most of his time seems to be spent talking to Father Fitzpatrick about the latest shenanigan he’s been caught committing.  Little-known actor Adam Butcher does amazingly well in this role being emotional and intense at the same time.  Even though Ralph finds himself in funny situations, he himself isn’t really a funny character.

Ralph’s sidekick, Chester, is played by Michael Kanev.  You’ll probably also recognize Jennifer Tilly who plays Ralph’s mother’s nurse.  You might also recognize Campbell Scott, from The Exorcism of Emily Rose, who plays Ralph’s teacher, friend, and coach - Father Hibbert.  While I would have to say this film is a bit moving, it’s in no way sappy or cheesy.  It kind of reminded me a bit of Goodbye Lenin!, but they’re not really similar movies.  The only thing tying them together would be a boy looking out for his mother.

One thing I didn’t really think about was this movie is also about running.  The writer/director brought it up in the “making of” bit on the extra features.  I have seen a couple other movies that were about running and I found them completely uninteresting.  I think this was because I’m not a runner.  In the same way that Iron Man rocked the house because Jon Favreau directed it and it was a great movie about a comic book hero, Saint Ralph is a great movie about a boy coming of age, taking care of his sick mother, and he just happens to run a marathon.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Bubba Ho-tep

This was one movie I kind of dismissed as looking stupid back in the day, but a good friend and old roommate of mine raved and raved about it.  So I eventually put it on my Netflix list and it finally showed up.  I was pleasantly surprised.  All I really knew was it had something to do with Elvis and starred Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead fame.

If you’re a fan of aforementioned series, I’m sure you’ll get into this film, otherwise, there’s a slight chance it might be a little weird for you.  Bruce Campbell plays Elvis, that’s right Elvis Presley.  You see, Elvis got tired of the fame and fortune and switched identities with an impersonator he met.  They had an agreement to switch back if Elvis ever wanted to, but then the impersonator died of a drug overdose and Elvis decided to just keep on keeping on.  Presently he’s in a nursing home and his only friend is a black man who believes he’s John F. Kennedy.

Some funky things have been happening around the nursing home.  A lot of people have been dying.  Elvis and Jack discover there’s a re-animated mummy that’s been feasting on the residents and decide to “Ask not what your nursing home can do for you, but ask what you can do for your nursing home.”

As I mentioned before, if you’re into the Evil Dead series, Bruce Campbell, B-movies, or are looking for something unique and quirky - then this is definitely a film for you.  I enjoyed it and hope you will too.

Rating: ★★★½☆

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

When I heard that Judd Apatow was involved in writing this script, I was immediately interested. Another selling point for me was Will Ferrell was not starring as the lead. It’s not that I don’t like the man’s work, it’s just that I’ve reached my limit of seeing him play the ridiculous roles for a while. Stranger than Fiction was definitely a breath of fresh air, however, for some reason I’m really looking forward to Step Brothers. Which leads me to John C. Reilly, who starred as Dewey Cox.

If you didn’t already know, this movie is somewhat a parody of Walk the Line, the story of Johnny Cash, with plenty of extra things thrown in. There are also a slew of cameos by many, many actors playing famous musicians and whatnot. I’m pretty sure Reilly did his singing. I can’t vouch for that, but if anybody knows anything about that I’d love to know. I thought he did a fine job in the role.

While I can’t say I fell in love with this film, I can definitely say that I loved many small parts. The Beetles scene was one of my favorites, along with the running sink joke. Jack White was also hilarious as Elvis. Other than that, I’m not sure I have much more to say about this film. It kind of falls into the category of fluff entertainment for me, yet not quite good enough to inspire multiple, future watchings. I’d love to hear what you thought of it.

Rating: ★★★☆☆