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The Happening

From my perspective, no other current Hollywood persona is as intriguing as M. Night Shyamalan. Did he really just get that lucky with The Sixth Sense? I believe it is that amazing breakthrough film from this writer/director with a knack for suspense and surprise endings that has kept audiences coming back time and time again. Despite some decent follow-ups, never has he repeated the excellence of his first film, and many would agree that his films have been getting progressively worse.

And so, we complain and complain about his movies, but still somehow get excited about showing up for opening night every two years for his latest offering, perhaps hoping that maybe this will be the one to capture the same feeling as The Sixth Sense. This is enough to say that Shyamalan is doing something right. Despite the things he’s doing wrong–and lately, there’s quite a bit–he still keeps us coming back for more. Few people have given up on him yet.

That brings us to The Happening, a film proudly advertised as “apocalyptic” and Shyamalan’s first rated-R feature, featuring some bizarre epidemic–supposedly caused by plants attacking large populations of humans–that forces people to kill themselves in increasingly creative ways. Mark Wahlberg, seemingly advertised as some sort of hero, is rather just one of many ordinary people trying to avoid the attack.

(Here’s one more thing often complained about–What’s with the deceiving advertising with this guy’s films? Everybody was stunned to find out what The Village really was about. And The Happening had nothing to do with the rapture like I was told.)

The bad news first. Simply put, the movie indeed causes you to constantly ask, “What’s happening?” But not in a whodunit sort of way, and not in an edge-of-your-seat-what’s-going-to-happen-next sort of way. No, instead you find yourself asking, “Is this serious? Did that really just happen? Did he really just say that? Did she really just deliver her line in that way? Is it possible to make a movie this preposterous?” My wife and I spent the entire movie hoping–for Shyamalan’s sake and for the sake of our $18 admission–that the surprise ending would reveal that the whole movie was a joke, a sort of film inside of a film, a spoof of sorts. We weren’t that lucky, and neither was Shyamalan. It was just that bad.

The dialog is absolutely terrible. The acting is pathetic. The cinematography is cliche. The gore is tactless and hokey. The entire film comes off as incredibly cheesy schlock. By the end of it I was hoping this was Shyamalan’s tribute to the campy B-side horror genre. I still think that’s the strongest explanation, although I’ve found nothing on the web to back that up, and even so, I’ve never quite been sure how we could make a “legitimate” art form by making something that is simply and intentionally bad.

It takes some serious misguidance to turn an Oscar-winning actor into the character we see in The Happening. Literally every line causes the viewer to wince with discomfort. Is it Wahlberg? Or is it just that there was literally no good way to deliver the lines that had been written for him? When Be Kind Rewind came out earlier this year, I heard many people suggest that Michel Gondry get some help writing his scripts. I’ll agree that they need help, but I also think Gondry has different intentions with his films than creating a stellar, flawless screenplay. We need to get Shyamalan some help with script writing much sooner than Gondry.

I ended up giggling through most of the movie, and not because it was supposed to be funny. Again, if it was Shyamalan’s intent to create a campy B-side flick, then so be it, he succeeded. But regardless of his intent, it was bad. Really bad.

There’s a bit of good news, though. Shyamalan is a master of suspense, and there’s no doubt about that. I jumped out of my seat more than once, and when I arrived home to my dark apartment, a shiver went down my spine and I rushed to turn on the lights. If you’re looking for a good scare, this is a decent place to turn.

And I have to say I enjoyed myself. Between giggling at the bad parts and jumping at the scary parts, it was a good bit of summer Blockbuster fun.

But most importantly, I admire that Shyamalan consistently tries to say something with his movies, another facet making him one of the more intriguing filmmakers today. While most critics are looking at the environmental themes of The Happening–save the honeybees and the trees before it’s too late–I think Shyamalan has some much deeper statements to make. Love conquering evil is an obvious theme, but perhaps too obvious. The most poignant statement is his dark caricature of Christians. The last woman left to help Wahlberg and his friends is a woman living in isolation who recites the twenty-third Psalm, has all sorts of religious paraphernalia on her walls, and wears a cross necklace. When she claims that “the world doesn’t care about her, so she doesn’t care about it,” it forces the Christian viewer to think long and hard. How much of this caricature is Shyamalan’s bitter misperception and how much of it is deservedly true?

So in short, it was a terrible movie. But if a director can cause people to think and talk this much time and time again, and keep us repeatedly coming back for more, maybe he is doing something right.

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Overnight

I remember seeing Boondock Saints for the first time with my buddies back home. We had rented it from Blockbuster because it looked interesting. We were all blown away by the movie and loved it right from the start. We wondered why this little gem never came out way in the theater. We wondered why we had never heard of it. We wondered why this didn’t have fame like The Matrix. Overnight pretty much explains the lack of success Boondock Saints had. It sums it up in two words, Troy Duffy.

I don’t know many people from Boston, but they all seem to be similar. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated and talkative are words I would use to describe them. I know this doesn’t describe people from that area so please don’t misinterpret this as a stereotype. This is just my limited experience.  Maybe it’s an East Coast vs my Midwest childhood.  Troy Duffy, writer and director of Boondock Saints, embodies these qualities and several other unsavory ones. According to this documentary it looks like he single-handedly sunk his ship and drove friends and family away with his pride, attitude, lack-of-respect and sailor-vocabulary.

Throughout this film you see Duffy pretty much being a jerk to everyone. I can’t think of a single time he was nice to anybody. He immediately put down or made fun of just about everybody he came in contact with. Harvey Weinstein, one of the Weinstein brothers and co-founder of Miramax, found and made Duffy and unmade Duffy. It’s pretty sad. Duffy was given so many opportunities and, in my opinion, flushed them all away by not keeping his mouth shut.

There’s a quote at the end:

“No man is really changed by success. What happens is that success works on the man’s personality like a truth drug, bringing him out of the closet and revealing…what was always inside his head. - Albert Goldman”

That pretty much sums up the writer and director of Boondock Saints. It’s too bad he took down so many people with him.

Rating: ★★★½☆

The Departed

I think Scorsese might finally have something to win him that Oscar he’s been after. The man has had some really great films like Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Gangs of New York and The Aviator. The guy is good. However, there’s always something else that seems to win. I have to say that I was thoroughly impressed and loved this one.

The story is great. It’s about the Irish mob in Boston and the state police who are dedicated to keeping things kosher. You have people playing both sides and some crazy people at the top. Throw in performances from Martin Sheen, Jack Nicholson, Alec Baldwin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg and Vera Farmiga and you have a wonderful film.

As always with Scorsese, this one is long. It clocks in at 151 minutes, but I wasn’t left with that feeling like I’ve been there forever and am bored to death. I wasn’t ever on the edge of my seat, but attention was kept the whole time. The story starts out with the lives of two boys growing up in Boston. Then we see them as adults and what they’re currently doing. They’re both involved with the police and they’re both involved with the mob.

I’m always a sucker for mob movies. I don’t know why. I guess secretly inside I wish I was tough and people respected me. Scorsese definitely proved himself with Goodfellas, but I think this might be even better. The stories have a much different feel to them and they are in no way the same movie. I really love how you get to know the characters involved and see what happens as their lives unfold. You see bad guys doing good things and good guys doing bad things. Are the bad guys really bad? Are the good guys really good? Ok, maybe I’m taking it a little too far. This isn’t a western.

One thing I noticed right away was the music. There’s a lot of Rolling Stones and some Pink Floyd thrown in there. I really enjoyed it. It’s amazing how much the music can make or break a movie. When it’s good, you usually don’t notice it, but if it’s bad, it can stick out like a sore thumb.

I don’t know what more to say without divulging too much of the plot. I loved this and plan on buying it. I hope you like it too.

Four Brothers

Four Brothers is a movie about four brothers who take matters into their own hands after the death of their mother. The brothers are played by Mark Wahlberg (Boogie Nights, Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees), Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin and Garrett Hedlund (Friday Night Lights).

My first impulse to see this was because of the actors involved including Terrence Howard (Crash), Josh Charles (Sports Night), Fionnula Flanagan (Transamerica, The Others) and Chiwetel Ejiofor (Dirty Pretty Things, Serenity, Love Actually). These actors with the main make for a pretty good cast. I wasn’t really expecting much more than some gunfire, funny moments and sweet revenge. That’s exactly what I got. Even though I enjoyed this movie, I don’t see it making many top ten lists for the year. It is, however, still entertaining and worth watching some time.

I Heart Huckabees

I’ve really fallen behind in posting about movies so here I go….Saw this one with Elaine, Liz and Sarah. It was definitely the best example of existentialism I’ve ever seen. It’s one of those things I read a little bit about in a couple classes, but never really quite grasped the concept. Wonderful performances by Jason Schwartzman (Rushmore (1998)) and Mark Wahlberg. You also had Jude Law, Dustin Hoffman, Naomi Watts, and Lily Tomlin. Definitely a star-studded cast. Elaine had told me while watching this movie she was kept on the edge of her seat waiting to hear what they would say next. I’d have to say I concur. Definitely great dialog going on here. For some reason while watching it I was constantly reminded of John Cusack. One actress in here was the teacher he talked to outside the high school in Grosse Pointe Blank who he told still dresses like Mary Tyler Moore. There were also little things that reminded of some of his other movies. I thought Naomi Watts did an awesome job portraying how shallow everyone was in treating her after she quit trying to look “pretty” all the time. There were also a bunch of little things like when Jude Law threw up in the meeting and him crying at the end. I also loved when he admitted going to the existential detectives just to get Albert kicked out.

This is definitely a movie that can be appreciated on multiple levels. It’s entertaining and witty on the surface, yet is also much deeper if you want to sit and really think about what you’re watching. Definitely something to watch sometime.